Thursday, May 19, 2011

Proofreading is a Dying Art

I don't usually send on or post chain mail thingys but this one was super funny!

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 

No kidding, really? Ya think? 


Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 
Now that's taking things a bit far! 

Miners Refuse to Work after Death 
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! 

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

if that works any better than a fair trial! 


War Dims Hope for Peace 
I can see where it might have that effect! 

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile 
Ya think?! 

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures 
Who would have thought! 

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; PoliceSuspect Homicide 
They may be on to something! 

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges 
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? 

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge 
He probably IS the battery charge! 

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter 

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group 
Weren't they fat enough?!


Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 
Do they taste like chicken?

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half 
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors 
Boy, are they tall! 

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead 

Did I read that right?

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